Tuesday, April 22, 2014

You're My Favorite Today and Roses Are Pink, Your Feet Really Stink




Supercalifragilistic, it's expialidocious! It's time to ride the Character Assassination Carousel! If you're new to the Carousel here are the Cliffs Notes. Each month a participating assassin will roast a beloved children's book. Click on the pretty pony above and get full the scoop. Anyone 36" or taller who has a blog can ride this ride.

Today's assassin is:


Michelle, I think Gilbert might be an opossum, or a possum, the difference between which is the "o." Either way, he's a turd, as I'm sure everyone will agree when they see what he did to Margaret and Lewis (that good-for-nothing nose tweaker). Here's Michelle's excellent piece of taxidermy on Roses are Pink, Your Feet Really Stink.



Here's a teaser:



Poetry, the language of cruelty.

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Previous Assassin: Lynn at The Nomad Mom Diary

Next Assassin: Mary at Outmanned Mommy.

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

The only tip new moms will ever need


I'm up on Moms.FortWayne.com laying out the new mom tip to beat all new mom tips. 

Here's a teaser: 
Hi, my name is Nicole, and I’m a pee-pee dancer. 

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Nomad Mom Diary and Disney's The Little Mermaid




Supercalifragilistic, it's expialidocious! It's time to ride the Character Assassination Carousel! If you're new to the Carousel here are the Cliffs Notes. Each month a participating assassin will roast a beloved children's book. Click on the pretty pony above and get full the scoop. Anyone 36" or taller who has a blog can ride this ride.

Today's assassin is:


Hey Ariel. Thanks for encouraging my kids to rebel and runaway and seek happiness from: major reconstructive surgery brokered by a crimnal and the love of a strange man. Lynn asks the question we should all ask. What in God's name makes The Little Mermaid seem like a good story for kids?



Here's a teaser:



It's okay, because love fixes everything, amirite?

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Previous Assassin: Christine at Keeper of the Fruit Loops

Next Assassin: Michelle at You're My Favorite Today.

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