Monday, March 26, 2012

I'm not cheating on you, I'm cheating for you.


NOTE: Thanks, all of you, for making me number 25 at the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Moms contest. I owe you one.

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It's been a whirlwind of activity here since I volunteered to be a part of my neighborhood association's events committee. We had an egg hunt yesterday and there's some last day of school hoopla to plan.

I've also recently joined the board at our church, where I bring a certain smiling enthusiasm and Jesus-y jazz hands to the group that reads, "Why yes, I can pitch in!" All of this and the release of the latest Angry Birds Space game (right, and the kids I'm supposed to be caring for) and I've had barely a moment to blog.

But that doesn't mean I haven't been writing.

You may have seen me promote BlinkBooks here, on my Facebook page, or on Twitter. What are these ebooks, you ask? And I ask you, what aren't they?

Click the captions below my BlinkBooks thumbnails to read any of my first ten books (very short, very easy to read) and tell me, have I abandoned you or have I just enhanced your blog reading experience? I think we can all agree that the answer to that is: more Easter chocolate.

Enjoy, comment, share, and have faith. After I'm done organizing the church-wide What Would Jesus Wear?: A Birkenstock Revival, I'll be back in action bringing you blog posts you'll forget within ten minutes of reading them.

Ninja Mom's BlinkBooks Library

Click the caption to read the book, I promise you'll like it. 


You're favorite Murphy's Mom's Laws, now with pictures!
Um, it's nine things your teen will thank you for later, with pictures.
No, I don't condone getting drunk while parenting, but it's not the worst idea.
Wipes warmer or babysitting fund? Choose wisely.
Ha, ha, dogs are funny. Dumb dogs.
Ha, ha, cats are mean. Bitchy cats.
Have swagga? Neither do these guys.
This one's no snark, all sentiment.
Why do you think I was drinking when I wrote this?
Okay, I was drinking when I wrote this. 

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