NOTE: Thanks, all of you, for making me number 25 at the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Moms contest. I owe you one.
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It's been a whirlwind of activity here since I volunteered to be a part of my neighborhood association's events committee. We had an egg hunt yesterday and there's some last day of school hoopla to plan.
I've also recently joined the board at our church, where I bring a certain smiling enthusiasm and Jesus-y jazz hands to the group that reads, "Why yes, I can pitch in!" All of this and the release of the latest Angry Birds Space game (right, and the kids I'm supposed to be caring for) and I've had barely a moment to blog.
But that doesn't mean I haven't been writing.
You may have seen me promote BlinkBooks here, on my Facebook page, or on Twitter. What are these ebooks, you ask? And I ask you, what aren't they?
Click the captions below my BlinkBooks thumbnails to read any of my first ten books (very short, very easy to read) and tell me, have I abandoned you or have I just enhanced your blog reading experience? I think we can all agree that the answer to that is: more Easter chocolate.
Enjoy, comment, share, and have faith. After I'm done organizing the church-wide What Would Jesus Wear?: A Birkenstock Revival, I'll be back in action bringing you blog posts you'll forget within ten minutes of reading them.
Ninja Mom's BlinkBooks Library
Click the caption to read the book, I promise you'll like it.
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| You're favorite Murphy's Mom's Laws, now with pictures! |
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| Um, it's nine things your teen will thank you for later, with pictures. |
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| No, I don't condone getting drunk while parenting, but it's not the worst idea. |
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| Wipes warmer or babysitting fund? Choose wisely. |
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| Ha, ha, dogs are funny. Dumb dogs. |
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| Ha, ha, cats are mean. Bitchy cats. |
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| Have swagga? Neither do these guys. |
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| This one's no snark, all sentiment. |
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| Why do you think I was drinking when I wrote this? |
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| Okay, I was drinking when I wrote this. |
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ReplyDeleteCute ebooks. I'm sorry to say I especially loved the cat one. Does that mean I don't identify with my kids anymore? Well, maybe.
ReplyDeleteAlso, on a side note, I REALLY think your PTA should already be serving booze at its meetings. Ours does. But maybe that's because we're in New Orleans.
Hiccup.
Just thinking about you schedule is exhausting me!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the Circle of Moms win! To celebrate, I'm playing all the SAHM drinking games. Simultaneously.
@Kim: If only a cash prize came with the honor.
ReplyDelete@ODNT: I think it means you like cats. And not so much the PTA.
@robyn: Well, I wouldn't recommend all that drinking at once, but then again, cheers!
You're amazing - and so darn funny all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing your jazz hands to #findingthefunny every week!
The books are great. Though they're all witty, I particularly love the Raising Parents one. Really well done!
ReplyDelete@Anna: Thanks for hosting! I find new blogs and new readers find me, it's perfect.
ReplyDelete@Stephanie: Thanks very much! It's hard to believe I'm capable of mushy writing, yes?
Well, you know we have love for your BlinkBooks. Awesomeness in 1 minute! But I am feeling you on the schedule. I do the yearbook for my daughter's elementary school and my deadline is crushing me. Never had a blog and a yearbook deadline before. Wanna know my secret? It's Erin. :) Best of luck getting your shizzle done! Ellen
ReplyDeleteONce again, I think this is a sign that i need to figure out how to make blinkbooks part of my repertoire. Ugh, another thing I have to teach kids so they dont' just use posterboard and make crappy posters. Great, thanks.
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! One of the most clicked links at last week's #findingthefunny. We're featuring you tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteI think the more you volunteer, the funnier you get. So why don't you go volunteer to be a Girl Scout troop leader and the head of the PTA board? Then we, your readers, will be REALLY amused. Because we're laughing with you. Not at you.
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: We a signing up for violin lessons (Bee), ballet (twins), and girl scouts for all three next year. I will certainly be volunteering. We will continue to pretend Roo needs no social interaction.
DeleteYou have totally just enhanced my blog experience! I love these books! I was laughing throughout them. So true about the naked baby pictures, the wipes warmer, the new car, the hot tub... You are a wise (and funny!) one. Thanks so much for linking this up with us over at #findingthefunny last week!
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, yes I was trying to put my finger on exactly what was different about board now that you were on it. It is the jazz hands. And before you know it, we'll be doing a tap dancing routine with kick-ball-changes and all...
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