Supercalifragilistic, it's expialidocious! It's time to ride the Character Assassination Carousel! If you're new to the Carousel here are the Cliffs Notes. Each month a participating assassin will roast a beloved children's book. Click on the pretty pony above and get full the scoop. Anyone 36" or taller who has a blog can ride this ride.
Today's assassin is:
Toulouse at Toulouse and Tonic.
Toulouse is taking on the sanctimonious Berenstain clan and Mama bear is in her sights. What's more fun than turning on the TV and closing the cover on one of kiddie lit's holier-than-thou tomes? Adding the words "Bitch, PLEASE," that's what.
Here's a teaser:
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| Is she drunk? No one puts a paw in front of "Clown with Sword Bear"! |
Previous Assassin: Teri at Snarkfest.
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