It's a new year, and with a new year comes new, often half-heartedly made resolutions.
Take me, for instance. I will be working out more.
But it won't be difficult. I daresay I won't even break a sweat. I've got a whole new exercise regimen designed to put my body through its paces while I engage in other activities. Multitask. Become more efficient. Get drunk.
I outline the whole program in the in-faux-mercial below. (And other people do stuff, too.)
When you're done marveling at my Billy Blanks--like vault to video exercise guru-hood, you can waste your time with the other parts of this video, because:
Wine-Not?
This "joint" was produced, directed, voiced, and edited by Bad Parenting Moments and the stalwart Mr. BPM.
Only the passing of time and a team of stoned historians will be able to determine this internet video's impact on the course of human events, but I have no problem asserting that it is a more important achievement than putting a man on the moon or DVRs. If I die tomorrow and the only legacy I leave is that I was among the funny women (listed below) who helped make this video possible, my mother will be very disappointed.
Wine-Not participants:
(in order of their appearance, age, and toenail length, probably):Suburban Snapshots
Hollow Tree Ventures
Toulouse and Tonic
Motherhood, WTF
HouseTalkN
Let Me Start By Saying
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You don't have to be drinking Wine-Not when you click on the banner, but it doesn't hurt.
Is there a wine-not subscription service that will deliver daily? Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI think there actually may be such a service. When I'm rich I plan to get that.
DeleteBrava! Wine-Not seems to solve everything. And I love your new workout regimen.
ReplyDeleteThanks, DMarsh. And thanks for the retweets and social media love. I had a damn typo in the title! Oy.
DeleteI loved doing this project. The ladies I virtually hang with are so talented.
I saw this yesterday and loved it. Awesome :) :)
ReplyDeleteTo live it is to share it with ALL THE PEOPLE. :)
DeleteTo "love" not to "live." But I think that works too. Live the Wine-Not? lifestyle!
DeleteI'll nominate this for an Emmy. Or is it an Oscar? Oh, lets not be stingy....both! Loved it!
ReplyDeleteJust skip the awards and find someone to send free wine.
DeleteThanks!
You have to see this - you will enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlH40IRhNb8
ReplyDeleteI want to click, but I'm afraid. I've gotten burned by clicking on spammy video links. Can you tell me more about it first?
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteIf only I drank wine...........without it going to my head and making me really pissed after only a couple of glasses........lol
ReplyDeleteLOVE! lol
ReplyDeleteThe credits at the in finished it off brilliantly.
End. END. (I must be drinking my own Wine-not.)
DeleteI know it! That's all Bethany's (Bad Parenting Moments) work. She's a riot.
DeleteLove it Nicole. Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking it up with the TALU!
Thanks, Anne. It was Bethany at Bad Parenting Moments who came up with the concept, jingle, voiceover, and script.
DeleteThe rest of us brainstormed our segments. You can see my workout one was really high-production value. ;)
Ha! So funny. My favorite part was you "dancing" in front of the TV while your daughter held her face in her hands. Awesome!
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That wasn't me! It's Bethany from Bad Parenting Moments. I'm only in the workout scene. But, either way, I'm so glad you liked it. It's pretty damn funny, start to finish.
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