It's a new year, and with a new year comes new, often half-heartedly made resolutions.
Take me, for instance. I will be working out more.
But it won't be difficult. I daresay I won't even break a sweat. I've got a whole new exercise regimen designed to put my body through its paces while I engage in other activities. Multitask. Become more efficient. Get drunk.
I outline the whole program in the in-faux-mercial below. (And other people do stuff, too.)
When you're done marveling at my Billy Blanks--like vault to video exercise guru-hood, you can waste your time with the other parts of this video, because:
This "joint" was produced, directed, voiced, and edited by Bad Parenting Moments and the stalwart Mr. BPM.
Only the passing of time and a team of stoned historians will be able to determine this internet video's impact on the course of human events, but I have no problem asserting that it is a more important achievement than putting a man on the moon or DVRs. If I die tomorrow and the only legacy I leave is that I was among the funny women (listed below) who helped make this video possible, my mother will be very disappointed.
Wine-Not participants:(in order of their appearance, age, and toenail length, probably):
Hollow Tree Ventures
Toulouse and Tonic
Let Me Start By Saying
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