Supercalifragilistic, it's expialidocious! It's time to ride the Character Assassination Carousel! If you're new to the Carousel here are the Cliffs Notes. Each month a participating assassin will roast a beloved children's book. Click on the pretty pony above and get full the scoop. Anyone 36" or taller who has a blog can ride this ride.
Today's assassin is:
Stephanie at Mommy, for Real:
Stephanie recounts the plot of every book in a Barbie series. In summary: Barbie! Has! Lots! Of! Clothes!!!!! Because girls? All you need to be a successful professional anything is the right outfit and a boyfriend who likes sandwiches.
Here's a teaser:
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| Words can describe Ken's unappealing personality. That words is tool. *** Previous Assassin: Pat and Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Point.
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I believe Stephanie has hit it right on the head. Now I never have to read another Barbie book again! And Ken is soooo unappealing- personality wise and lack of genitalia. I'm currently trying to get my daughter's Barbie to leave Ken for Flynn Rider. At least he's interesting, and the only prince in the Barbie house.
ReplyDeleteShe did fantastically! I died over that Barbie and Ken caption.
DeleteI like Barbie the doll, I do. I hate Barbie books. All of them. Wowzers.
LOVED this!!
ReplyDeleteI should not have read this while pouring another shot down my throat. Irish whiskey burns when it's in your nose. Also i was supposed to be headed to bed to do my wifely duties but became distracted by this. So my divorce is on you Ninja Mom. All on you.
ReplyDeleteLoved it and love Stephanie. She always tells it like it is and this one surely didn't disappoint!!
ReplyDeleteHa! No Barbie in this house thankfully, Ken is SUCH a tool. Here here!
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