You Know It Happens at Your House Too and There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

Supercalifragilistic, it's expialidocious! It's time to ride the Character Assassination Carousel! If you're new to the Carousel here are the Cliffs Notes. Each month a participating assassin will roast a beloved children's book. Click on the pretty pony above and get full the scoop. Anyone 36" or taller who has a blog can ride this ride.

Today's assassin is:

You Know It Happens at Your House Too:

She asks the most pressing question in children's literature. Why isn't granny dead?   

Here's a teaser:

So, gluten-free diet?

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